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Drinker's Alphabet

 
Drinker's Alphabet
A is for Alcohol :The key to surviving college

B is for Beer :The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging

C is for Class :What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party

D is for Dancing :A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic

E is for Emergency :The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party

F is for Fucked-Up :Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out

G is for Games :Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers

H is for Hang-over :Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank

I is for Idiot :The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party

J is for Jail :Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home

K is for Kissing :What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

L is for Lord :Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol

M is for Money :That which you no longer have due to too much partying

N is for Not Again! :What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know

P is for Pee :What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer

Q is for Quilt :What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning

R is for Reform :What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet

S is for Sex :What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk

T is for Ten :The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk

U is for Underage :Most of the drinking population in college town

V is for Vodka :The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour

W is for Worm :The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow

X is for X-Ray :How they can see into your stomach before they pump it

Y is for Yourself :The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end

Z is for Zoned :How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking
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