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Car Horn

One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde's new car. Suddenly, some jerk pulls in front of them. The blonde then puts her lips on the steering wheel.
The brunette feared for her life, but had the courage to ask, "What are you doing?!"

The blonde calmly replied, "I'm trying to blow the horn."



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