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Top Ten Tyson Jokes

NO. 10
Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner eats all.
NO. 9
This gives new meaning to "box lunch."

NO. 8
Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?"

NO. 7
Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled - John Corl, Rochester, N.Y.

NO. 6
What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"

NO. 5
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory

NO. 4
Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, "The snackfest in Budapest."

NO. 3
How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.

NO. 2
Slogans for Tys * The T * Da * * Ear-Reconcilable Differences

NO. 1
When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were that "it tasted like chicken."