|A woman goes to buy a chicken and, after rejecting several, she settles on one and begins to examine it carefully. First, she lifts a wing and smells underneath. Then she lifts the other wing and smells. Then she spreads apart the chicken's legs and smells again. "Mister," she says to the butcher, "this chicken is no good. I want to see another one." The butcher is not amused. "Lady," he replies, "can you pass a test like that?"