Ajokes.com - Great Truths About Life joke

This page is about Great Truths About Life joke.Read it and have fun!

If you have any good jokes yourself, why not submit them for the rest of the world to see? To keep up with the latest updates, subscribe to our daily jokes newsletter. Please don't forget to bookmark us. (Just press "Control, D"). This site is updated daily.Please e-mail us if you have a suggestion.

Signup Free Account to browse Ajokes without eny advertising! Login | Register

Home : Kids jokes

Send this joke to a friend!
Add to My Jokes Box

Great Truths About Life

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.