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The Perfect Day According to HIM

 
10:00 Wake Up
10:02 Oral Sex

10:10 Big Breakfast

11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters

2:15 Enormous lunch

3:15 Oral Sex

3:25 Play sports with the guys

4:30 Drink beer with the guys

5:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer

5:40 Oral Sex

6:50 Huge dinner, more beer

11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex

11:10 Sleep

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