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Mickey D's #3

 
The final list of things you hate about working at Mickey D's...
here we go


People who can't turn off their big ass V8 engine when the pull up into the drive thru......we CAN'T hear you.

People who ask for fresh food, and complain about having to wait.

People who ask for a drink we don't have. There's a friggin board people, use it!

People who ask if dollar menu items are still on the dollar menu. The dollar menu is the bright red menu in the middle, you tell me...

People who order supersize meals, and ask for a diet drink. What's the purpose of this?

People who let their kids order in the drive thru. Seriously, these brats don't talk loud enough, and have no clue what they want.

People who actually collect our happy meal toys, and pester you about which ones we have.

People who pull off before you can give them their change.

People who pull off, forgetting their food, and blame you for not giving it to them.

People who can't understand that our shake machine is DOWN!

People who don't believe us when we run out of anything.

People who hang out for hours on end in the lobby without a good reason. Get the hell out and stop loitering.

People who leave beer cans in the parking lot, among other things, and don't care, knowing I'll have to clean that shit up.

People who start fights in the store. I don't wanna get in the middle of that shit, but I'll end up there.

People who bring in food, after waiting more than an hour, and complaining because it's cold.

People who say something was nasty, and they want a replacement, but their dumb ass has already ate it.

People who ask how long it's going to take for some fresher fries. I'm starting to tell them at least 10 minutes.

People who ask us for something, as if we're going to say no. Come on retards.

People who don't understand these things I hate about Mickey D's at all.

And most of all, all customers that come to McDonald's. Thank you for in some way, making my job the most miserable thing in life.
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