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Positive Thinking for Christmas

Lately there’s been a lot of negative images and about Christmas conjured up. Usually it’s from TV, movies, books, and the Internet. This makes for a sad, dreary Christmas, just the opposite, as what it should be. To cheer up the dreariness, caused by these negatives, the following list should be used. First is listed the negative idea or image. Then is the positive thinking needed to replace those negatives. So with positive thinking everyone will have a Joyous and Happy Christmas Season.

1. Negative
On TV and in movies Santa Claus shown as a drunk being hauled of to jail.

Positive
Think of how easy it is to get a bicycle, instead of your usual lump of coal, by mugging Santa.

2. Negative
How Santa might not get to your house before morning, because of a blizzard.

Positive
How fast the sled and reindeer can fly with a 60 mile per hour tail wind.

3. Negative
Elfs going on strike and there are no toys in the stores to be given to you as presents.

Positive
The money you save by rewrapping the presents you received last year and giving as presents this year.

4. Negative
You are getting no presents because Santa is too fat to fit down the chimney.

Positive
Think of how the reindeers feel after pulling a fat guy around the world in one night.

5. Negative
Thinking of what strange things an old man is doing in your living room in the middle of the night.

Positive
Tape Santas' visit and sell the tape as a video to a cable company that features New Rock Bands.

6. Negative
Grandma getting run over by a reindeer.

Positive
More presents for me.

7. Negative
Not getting presents, because the reindeers are sick and can’t pull the sled.

Positive
More deermeat for Santa.

8. Negative
How it’s really hard for Santa to get down the chimney with the fire burning full blast.

Positive
How easy it is for Santa to get up the chimney.

9.Negative
Santa and his reindeers getting shot down by a missile when coming into Canada from the North Pole.

Positive
Presents for the caribou.

10. Negative
How lonely Mrs. Claus gets with Santa away all Christmas Eve.

Positive
The one night a year to party with the Elfs.
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