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Rudolf the Bengal tiger

 
Rudolf the Bengal reindeer. Copyright Mrs. G.Parry
(To the traditional tune of “Rudolf the red nosed reindeer” and last verse “Santa clause is coming to town”, played on Indian instruments.)

Rudolf the Bengal reindeer, had a very stripy coat.
And if you ever saw him, you would know it’s not a joke.
All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They wouldn’t let poor Rudolf,
Join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa called to say,
Rudolf with your coat so bright,
Won’t you pull my sleigh tonight.

Rudolf the Bengal reindeer
With a very shinny smile.
Knew that his luck was changing,
in a very little while.
Then how the reindeer worried
And they shouted out in fear
Rudolf the Bengal reindeer
He was getting much too near.

A sleigh with presents all aboard
A busy night ahead
Santa thought it very weird
How his Reindeer disappeared.

Rudolf the Bengal reindeer, had a very stripy coat.
And if you ever saw him, you would know its not a joke.
All of the elves and Santa
Knew that Rudolf couldn’t stay
They wouldn’t let poor Rudolf
They all chased him far away.

You’d better watch out
You’d better take care
You’d better not cry
I’m telling you why
Rudolf is coming to town
Grrrrrr.
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