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A man and his wife were about to get evicted and needed some quick cash. "honey, we may have to prostitute you to pay the bills", said the man. "ok, no problem, anything i can do" said the wife. so he had her dress in her sexiest outfit and meet him on the street. "ok, just go across teh street and if you need me im right here", he said. about 10 mins pass and a man approached her and asked it she was working. "let me walk across the street" she said. so she did and the man explained to say yes. so she did. "how much?" asked the john "um...let me walk across the street" she said, and the man told her to ask the john for $100. so she did. "damn, i only have $25, what can i get fro that" asked the john "um...let me walk across the street" she said again, and told teh man the offer, to which he said to give the john head. so she relayed this to the john, they agreed and he pulled down his pants and had a cock 10 inches long and as thick as her wrist. "oh boy, let me walk across the street" she siged, and went to her hubby and said "um....sweetie, can i borrow $75?"
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