This page is about Guillotine joke.Read it and have fun!
If you have any good jokes yourself, why not submit them for the rest of the world to see?
To keep up with the latest updates, subscribe to our daily jokes newsletter.
Please don't forget to bookmark us. (Just press "Control, D").
This site is updated daily.Please e-mail us if you have a suggestion.
Signup Free Account to browse Ajokes without eny advertising!
Login |
Register
Once there were three men who were going to be executed with the guillotine during the French Revolution. The first man was a mathmatician, the second man was an artist, and the third man was a engineer.
The police led the mathmatician up and told him to say his last words. He said, "I will always die for my country." The men led him to the guillotine. The blade stopped an inch from his neck. The police said that it must be the will of God that the mathmatician would not die.
The same thing happened to the artist. His last words were, "I will always die for my country." He was led to the guillotine and the blade stopped an inch from his neck. The police said that it must be the will of God that the artist would not die.
When the police led the engineer up and told him to say his last words, he said, "I think I know how to fix the guillotine."
