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A Good Cold

 
After a long day at the office the woman sat back in her seat on the train and waited for it to pull out of the station. Just then a middle-aged man settled into the seat next to her. All of a sudden the man sneezed loudly, before proceeding to unzip his trousers, wiping his penis with his hankerchief. Horrified, the woman edged away and buried her head in her book...

Just then he sneezed again. Once again he unzipped himself and wiped his penis. Now very uncomfortable, the woman glared at him in disgust... but he did it again... sneezed, unzipped his trousers and wiped his penis... the woman could not contain her herself any longer.


"What on earth are you doing?!" She cried...

The man looked embarrassed..


"Well you see," he replied, "I have this cold at the moment... every time I sneeze I have an orgasm"


"Oh dear!" exclaimed the woman, "that must be terrible... What are you taking for it"



..."Pepper" he replied.
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