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Are You Sure?

 
Drinking A completely inebriated man was stumbling down

the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the

gutter.


A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal.

You're obviously drunk."


Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure

I'm drunk?"


Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."


Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I

thought I was a cripple."
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