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Cowboy to Rancher:
Cowboy: Is that your dog?
Rancher: Yup.
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to him?
Rancher: Durn fool, don't you know dogs don't talk.
Cowboy: So what's the harm? May I?
Rancher: Go right ahead.
Cowboy to dog:
Dog; Howdy.
Dog: Hello. (Rancher's eyes pop out)
Cowboy: Is this your master? (pointing to the rancher)
Dog: Yep, sure is.
Cowboy: Does he treat you alright?
Dog: Sure does, every day he takes me for a walk, he feeds me all kinds of great food, and once a week he takes me to the lake to play.
Rancher is standing there dumbfounded.
Cowboy to Rancher:
Rancher: Is that your horse over there?
Rancher: Yes.
Cowboy: Mind if I speak to him?
Rancher: I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk.
Cowboy: Well then what would it hurt?
Rancher: Go right ahead.
Cowboy to horse:
Cowboy: Hello.
Horse: Hello.
Rancher can't believe it.
He stands there with his jaw wide open.
Cowboy: Is that your owner?
Horse: Yup, sure is.
Cowboy: He treat you OK?
Horse: Sure, he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, and he keeps me in the barn away from the elements.
Cowboy: Sounds good. (turns to the rancher) are those your sheep out here?
Rancher is beside himself:
Rancher: Th-Th-Th-Them sheep out there, they're nuttin but a bunch of liars!!
