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Yo Mama is so...

 
YO MAMA is so ulgy your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye

Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry


Yo mama is so ugly when she passes by your bathroom, the toilet flushes


Yo mama is so ugly the prince eould rather live as a frog than kiss her


Yo mama is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck


Yo mama is so ugly when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure!";and your dad said,"Yeah let's go burry it!"


Yo mama is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction


Yo mama is so fat when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight


Yo mama is so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts


Yo mama is so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas


Yo mama is so fat when she farts she puts herself into an orbit


Yo mama is so fat her belly button has an echo.
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