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What women really mean when they tell you something.

 





























































I heard a
noise
I noticed you were
almost asleep
You
Want
You
Want
We
Need
I
Want
face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2>It's your
decision
The correct
decision should be obvious by now
Do what you
want
You'll pay for this
later
We need to
talk
I need to
complain
Sure...go
ahead
I don't want you
to
You're certainly
attentive tonight
Is sex all you ever
think about?
I'm not
emotional!
I'm not having a
period
face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2>This kitchen is so
inconvenient
I want a new
house...and curtains and carpeting, furniture...
Hang the picture
there
No, I mean hang it
there!
Do you love
me?
I'm going to ask
for something expensive
I'll be ready in a
minute.
Kick off your shoes
and find a good game on T.V.
You have to learn
to communicate.
Just agree with
me.
Are you listening
to me!?
Too late, your a
goner
I'm
sorry.
You'll be
sorry.
No size=2>Yes
Maybe No
Do you like this
recipe?
It's easy to fix,
so you'd better get get used to it
I'm not
yelling!
Yes I am yelling
because I think this is
important.
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