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Not What The Doctor Ordered

 
A beautiful, Voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this women and all his professonalism goes out the windon. Right away he tells her to unfress.

After she has disrobed he beings to stroke her thigh. As he does this he say to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"


"Yes," she says, "your're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."


"That is correct, "says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.


"Do you know what I'm doing now? "yYou're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."


"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"


"Yes, "she say. "You're getting herpes."
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