A young girl of 12 gets up in the middle of the night for a glass of water.
Hearing muffled noises coming from her parents room, she quietly peeks her
head in. She's been very curious about sex, and thinks that that must be
what her parents are doing....
She soundlessly returns to bed and resolves to ask her mother about it in
the morning. At breakfast she asks her mother, "Mommy, what's sex?"
"Sex happens when a man and woman get married," her mother replies. "The
man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and they make a baby."
The little girl thinks for a minute and says, "Mommy, last night I saw you
with Daddy's penis in your mouth! What do you get when you do that?"
Her mother smiles and says, "Jewelry!" |
