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Liver and Cheese

 
A teacher of a language class calls upon three of her students (all boys) and tells them to make a sentence out using the two words liver and cheese.
The first boy says, "I do not like liver and cheese."

The teacher tells him his sentence was boring and to please sit down.

The second boy goes up and replies, "I DON'T like liver and cheese!"

The teacher tells him to sit down as well.

The third boy being hispanic goes up and tells the teacher I have one you will like and he replies, (with a spanish accent)," Liver alone, cheese mine!"
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