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Things That Sound Dirty

 
* "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
* "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

* "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

* "Talk about a huge breast!"

* "It's Cool Whip time!"

* "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

* "Are you ready for seconds yet?"

* "Are you going to come again next Year?"

* "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

* "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

* "Don't play with your meat."

* "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

* "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

* "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

* "You still have a little bit on your chin."

* "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

* "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

* "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

* "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

* "How many are coming?"

* "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

* "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

* "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
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