This page is about Egg Honeymoon joke.Read it and have fun!
If you have any good jokes yourself, why not submit them for the rest of the world to see?
To keep up with the latest updates, subscribe to our daily jokes newsletter.
Please don't forget to bookmark us. (Just press "Control, D").
This site is updated daily.Please e-mail us if you have a suggestion.
Signup Free Account to browse Ajokes without eny advertising!
Login |
Register
These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.
While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male egg away and said "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." and off she went.
Five minutes later the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky egglige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, ovally body.
Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing.
He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!"
