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Australian Love Poem

OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING
YOU'RE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD
AND WHEN I SAY YOU'RE GORGEOUS
I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD

SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE
I DONT MIND A BIT OF FLAB
IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY
THERES SOMETHIN THERE TO GRAB

SO YOUR BELLY ISNT FLAT NO MORE
I TELL YA, I DONT CARE
SO LONG AS WHEN I CUDDLE YA
I CAN GET MY ARMS AROUND THERE

IM TELLIN YA THE TRUTH NOW
I NEVER TELL YA LIES
I THINK ITS VERY SEXY
THAT YOUV GOT DIMPLES ON YA THIGHS

I SWEAR ON ME NANNAS GRAVE NOW
THE MOMENT THAT WE MET
I THOUGHT U WAS AS GOOD AS
I WAS EVER GONNA GET

NO MATTER WOT U LOOK LIKE
ILL ALWAYS LOVE YA DEAR
NOW SHUT UP WHILE THE FOOTYS ON
AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!.....8 )