When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The
> brain
> > said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and
> > functions."
> > > >>The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and
get
> > him where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss
because
> we
> > do all the work and earn all the money."
> > > >>And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes
until
> > finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the
> > asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself
up
> > and refused to work.
> > > >>Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the
> > feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
> > > >>Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so
> the
> > motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss
> just
> > sat and passed out the shit.
> > > >>Management Lesson?
> > > >>You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do. |
