|A hunter gets up early one morning and tells his wife he's going hunting and that she can either go hunting with him, let him fuck her in the ass, or give him a blow job.
He informs her that he's going out to get the dog, load up the hunting gear and will be back to get her decision.
About an hour later, he comes back into the house and asks his wife what she wants to do.
''Well,'' she says, ''I ain't going hunting with you, and you sure as hell ain't fucking me in the ass, so I guess it will be a blow job.''
She's down there giving him the job when all of a sudden she starts coughing and spitting and says, ''Your dick tastes like shit!''
He replies, "Well, the dog didn't want to go hunting either.