A guy was walking down the beach and found a bottle and picked it up. A genie appeared and said, "Thank you for releasing me. As a reward I will grant you 3 wishes."
So the man said, "I wish for a million dollars." and he got a million dollars. The man said, "I wish for a luxury car," and he got a luxury car. The genie said, "Before you make your third wish, I must tell you I am a duel genie. Whatever you wish for, your wife gets double that. She's already got 2 million dollars and 2 luxury cars. Do you want to make a third wish?"
"Yeah," said the man, "Beat me half to death!" |
