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The genie
| A man goes into a bar, sits down, and looks at the drunk guy next to him. he asks the drunk if he wants to see something amazing; the drunk says yeah, so he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny grand piano and a little man who proceeds to play beethoven, bach, etc... the drunk is severely impressed and asks the guy where he got the little man; he tells him that he found a genie one day in africa and was granted 3 wishes for setting it free from it's bottle. the drunk asked him what else he wished for and received the answer" nothing; it's a fucked-up genie". the drunk asked if he could borrow the genie for a few minutes...the man said no...it's a fucked-up genie! the drunk pulled out his wallet and offered the man a thousand dollars to let him borrow the genie for five minutes and the man reluctantly agreed with the admonition that it was a fucked-up genie. the drunk walked outside the bar with the genie's bottle and there came a huge blast of light...the drunk came back in followed by a large flock of baby ducks, looked at the man and said " you're right; that is a fucked-up genie...i wished for a million bucks and got a million ducks"!! the man looked at the drunk and said " i told you it was a fucked-up genie; do you REALLY think i wished for an eight-inch pianist?" |
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