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Did you ever wonder

 
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it

considered a hostage situation?


Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still

grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?


Is there another word for synonym?


Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?


When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?


When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be

thrown away?


Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why do they report power outages on TV?


What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an

endangered plant?


Is it possible to be totally partial?


What's another word for thesaurus?


If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?


Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will

clean them?


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?


If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their

headlights off?


If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?


Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?


If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain

silent?


Why is the word abbreviation so long?


When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?


If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?


why nobody eats the lolly pop ladies.
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