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An old man takes his grandson fishing on afternoon. After 15 minutes of fishing,ol grandpa takes out his flask of wiskey and starts drinking. His grandson ask's,"Can I have some Grandpa?
"Can your dick touch your ass?" he replies.
"No"
"Then you're not old enought,sit down"
Another 15 minutes pass and grandpa takes out his Camel and starts to puff away. His grandson ask's "Can I have some of that gramps?"
"Can your dick touch your ass?"
"No"
"Then you're not old enought,sit down."
Feeling bad the little boy sits down and starts to eat some chocolate chip cookies that he brought along.Grandpa sees these cookies and ask's,"Can I have a cookie?"
"Can your dick touch your ass?"
"Yeah"
"Then go fuck yourself cause grandma made these for me."
