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Od Man fishing in the greek to younger man who arrives to start fishing also: "Where yu bin the last week son?"
Young man: "I got me married."

Old man: "Who'd ya marry son?"

Young man: "I married Mary Lou".

Old man: "Why she's so ugly, why d'ya marry her, is she a good cook?"

Young man: "Nope."

Old man: "Is she good in bed?"

Young man: "Nope."

Old man: "Is she pregnant?"

Young man: "Nope."

Old man, still watching his float: Why in tarnation d'you marry her for then Son?"

Young man, baiting his hook: "She's got the worms."
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