| There was two friends, Bob and Frank. Bob went to Frank's house and Frank's wife answered the door. Bob said, "Is Frank home?" The wife said no, he's at the supermarket and he'll be home soon. You can come in and sit down if you want. So he did. They were sitting their awhile and Bobs like, "I'll give you $100 dollars to see one of your boobs." She thinks about it and then says o.k. So she opens her robe and shows him and then he puts the hundred dollars on the coffee table. A little while later he's like, " I'll give you another hundred to see both of them at the same time." She thinks about it and says o.k. So she opens her robe and shows him both. Then he says, "Well, I better be going. After Bob leaves, Frank comes home and his wife said that Bob was here, Frank's like great, did he leave my $200? |
