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I Will Survive (College Version)

At first I was afraid

Now Iím petrified

That I just canít keep my GPA

of two point five.

I spent all those stupid nights...

I was just chilling way too long

And that was wrong

But now I know I must be strong

And now theyíre back

Theyíre in my face

Iíve got 3 finals and 2 papers

to be done in just five days!

I should never have gone out

And I should never have partied

ĎCause now all this work I have

Itís all piling up on me!

And I must go

to the library oh

To do research on those papers

And study harder than before

Itís hell, Iíll tell you that

and you know itís not a lie

But I canít crumble

I canít lay down and die

Oh no not I!

I will survive!

If I keep a 2 point O

At least Iíll be alive!

Iíve got five more days to live

and I think my brain will give

But Iíll survive!

I will survive!
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