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Pick up lines that could get you killed

 
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your

hole?

I?d like

to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like

a feed bag.

If it?s

true that we are what we eat, I could be you by

morning!

How do you like

your eggs: poached, scrambled, or

fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate

and I needed a name to go with

your face.

You are so fine that I?d eat

your shit just to see where it

came from.

My love for you is like diarrhea,

I just can?t hold it in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti.

Let?s go

fuck.

Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap

that

ass!

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was

Christmas,

could I meet you between the holidays?

You remind me of a championship

bass, I don?t know whether

to mount you or eat you!

Your parents must

be retarded, because you are special.

Could I touch your belly button...

from the inside?

I?m not too good at algebra, but doesn?t U+I = 69?

How

about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth

open, and I?ll give

you the meat.
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