|Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their
lovers (Rascal, Dumbass ,Bobby) happened to be at the funeral home at the
and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man (Rascal) said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up
in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.'
The second man (Dumbass) said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm
going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.'
The third man (Bobby) said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think
going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my
ass up just one more time.'