posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six
> o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the
> Clifton
> Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below.
>
> Posh turns to Becks and says: "David, I bet you 5,000 that he jumps!"
> to
> which Beckham replies "5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't." So they
> shake
> hands on the bet and continue watching.
>
> Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud.
> Beckham
> takes 5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she
> refuses.
> "I
> can't take your money, David," she says. "The truth is, I was cheating.
> I
> saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."
>
> "No, babe, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and
> square. I
> was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news, too. I
> just
> didn't think he would do it again." |
