| Once there was a little boy name Jonny Humpharder. There was a little girl that lived down the street, and her mother always told her not to go his Jonny' house or yard. So one day Johnny asks the little girl to come in his yard to play she says, "my mom said I can't." Then he says I'll give you a cookie she says ok. Then he says let go in my house she says my mom says I can't he says I'll give you TWO cookies she says ok. Then he says to her let's go in my room she says my mom said I can't he says I'll give you THREE cookies she says ok. Then Jonny's mom comes home and says, "Jonny Humpharder, Johnny Humpharder," he says "I AM, I AM." The end (I hope you think it was funny because I do) |
