A teacher comes into class and ask the students to tell a story with a moral to it. Little Timmy raises his hand and says "my family owns a farm and my father spent a lot of money on new equipment. The crops had a bad year and he had to sell all the new equipment."
The teacher asked him "what was the moral of the story?"
Timmy answered, "don't count your chickens before their hached"
"very good Timmy" said the teacher "who would like to go next?"
Little Jenny raises her hand and says "My father goes to the market early everyday to get fresh milk for breakfast. One day he overslept and all the milk was sold out."
The teacher asked her, "and what was the moral of the story?"
Jenny answered, "The early bird gets the worm."
"Very good Jenny" said the teacher "who would like to go next?"
Wendall in the back was raising his hand. Known for inappropiate comments,
the teacher reluctanly called upon him.
"what is your story Wendall?" said the teacher.
Wendall sits up and says, "My Aunt Janet flew planes in the Gulf War and she was shot down in her plane with only her M-16, a knife, and a bottle of whiskey. She drank the bottle of whiskey while going down in the crash, when she got out of her plane she was surrounded by enemies. She took her M-16 and shot them untill she ran out of bullets, then she killed as many as she could with her knife untill the blade broke, and then she killed the rest with her bare hands."
The horrified teacher asked, "what could the moral of that story possibly be?!?!?"
Wendall looked at the teacher and simply said, "You don't fuck with Aunt Janet when she's been drinkin!" |
