| One school day, a little girl was really tired, the lesson was religious studies and the girl had questions fired at her, the teacher asked her "who is our lord above?" and the boy behind her poked her back with a pencil and she shouted "GOD AlMIGHTY!" and then the teacher asked her "who is the son of God?" and the boy poked her again and she shouted "JESUS CHRIST" and then the teacher asked her what did eve say to Adam after they had their third child and the boy poked her again and she shouted "IF U POKE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I`LL SNAP IT IN HALF"! |
