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Two very stupid men who owned two horses were chatting one day. They wanted to mark their horses in some way so that each one knows which horse is his.
The first guy cuts off the horse's right ear and tells the second guy. The second guy says: "Oh no, may god punish you, i did that as well".
the first guy pops the horse's left eye and tells the second guy. The second guy says: "oh no you didn't! I did that as well".
The first guy then says: "Man! I'm starting to get a headache because of you.
Look, you can take the white horse and i'll take the black one".