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One day this boy went up to his dad and said "Dad can I take a shower with you?" The dad says " Whatever you do dont look down." When their in the shower the kid looks down and said "Dad whats that." The dad says "That's my limo." Next when his mom was going to take a shower he says "Mom can I take a bath with you?" His moms says "Whatever you do don't look down or up." They get in the shower and he looks up and down he says "Mom what are those?" His mom's says "Up are my headlights and down are my garage." Later that night he says "Mom and Dad can I sleep with you?" They say "Ok, whatever you do don't look under the cover. He looks under the covers that night and says "Mom turn on your headlights dads limo is coming in your garage!"
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