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Black sheep livin it sweet

 
A young mom brings her child to the priest for baptisim father where do i bring my child for instuction,well to mass of course says the priest. do you have a sunday school well no says the priest. fathere who will educate him on the moral rights in a complicated world well for that you bring him to mass. father as a teenager who will guide him while im the old fashioned parent well lets see for that you bring him to mass
as a young man decideing on his vocation who will guide him through oh thats easy says the priest he comes to mass
can you really do all that at mass the priest laughs no but instead of blaming the parents for everything the child does and dosent and the parents we have decided
to completly ignore the child at mass talk over his comprehension so he will never return and guilt the parents with blame
for the rest of there lives because he is not at mass its cheaper seems to work extreamly well and is a valid tradition of catholisim we built the church for two thousand years on peasent stock and we learnt after two thousand years we are still collecting money not a single parishoner will ever see again or even ask for we may be shepherds but these sheep are for fleecing not teaching .
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