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Yo mama joke

 
yo'mamas teeth are so yellow ,she got a job spitting on popcorn at the movies.
yo'mamas so fat ,whe she went to sizzler , she looked at the menu and said o.k.
yo'mamas so fat ,i had to take 2 buses and a train to get on her good side.
yo'mama is so nasty, guys just cum on her leg and let the flies take care of the rest.
yo'mamas so old, in high school her and yoda were voted most likely to succeed.
she so old she left her purse at adam and eve's place.
yo'mamas so fat she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
yo'mama is so skinny she can do a push-up under a closed door.
yo'mama is so short you can see her feet on her license photo.
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