The 1st grade teacher ask all the kids to go home and ask there mom's for a family story that has a moral to it. So the next morning the teacher calls on little suzie.
Suzie says "Well my Uncle Frank sells eggs, and one day he loaded 100 eggs in to a basket, put them in his truck and headed for town. He hit a bump in the road and all his egges fell out and broke. "Well thats interesting", says the Teacher, "what is the moral to that story Suzie?" "Well, my Mom says it's "Don't put all your eggs in one basket". Very good!
Then little Timmy says "Well my Uncle Joe sells chickens, and one day he bought 100 eggs from Suzies Uncle and only 20 hatched". "And what is the moral to that story?". "Well my Mom says it's 'Don't count your chickens before there hatched". "Very good" says the Teacher.
Little Johnny gets up, much to the teachers concern and says, "Well I have an Uncle Bob that is a fighter pilot. And one day his plane was hit by enemy fire. All he had in his cockpit was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a knive. He knew the bottle would break when he hit the ground so he down the whiskey, got on his parachute and landed in a field surrounded by 100 enemy soldiers. He began shooting until all his bullets were completely gone and still there were 25 enemy soldiers left. Then he got out his knive and killed 20 more until his knive blade broke. Then he killed the rest with his bare hands!".
"Well Johnnie" said the Teacher, "Thats a gruesome story, what could possibly be the moral?.
"Well, my Mom says it's "Don't fuck with Uncle Bob after he's bee drinkin'". |
