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Letter to Santa

One day a little boy named Timmy was sitting at the table and he told his mom he wanted a bike for Christmas and his mom said well then you need to go to church and leave God a letter saying 4 things that you did to help out other's this year. So the little boy runs to his room and begins to write his letter and after a few hours past he couldn't think of anything that he had done. Well the following day he went to his church and asked the preacher if they had a picture of Mary and the preacher showed the boy where it was at. Well the following day the boy returned to the church with a letter that says this:
Dear God,
I have your mother so if you want her back then make sure I get a new red shiny bike for Christmas.