3 cowboys are sittin’ ‘round the campfire sippin’ whiskey. Each one finishing a long, hard day. Each feelin’ the need to out-do the other cowboy. Each one ‘a thinking he’s tougher then the next.
The first cowboy stands up and walks around the campfire and says, "Yep, I was walking down the ol' cactus path and a 12ft rattler springs at me! I grabbed him and bit his head off, sucked out all the poison and…here I stand before you today unharmed.” He then sets back down.
The second cowboy gets up and says, “Well I was riding along checking the fence line today and looked out in the pasture and saw the biggest bull you ever saw, he had just gored and killed 6 men! I jumped off my horse and grabbed that bull by the horns, pulled him to the ground, tied him up and not a scratch on me and… I'm standin’ here in front of you unharmed.”
The third cowboy stands up, walks around the campfire, slowly stirring the hot burning coals…
with the end of his dick… |
