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The vicar, the priest and the rabbi were comparing their methods of applying the results of their collections after their services.
“I put aside ten percent towards upkeep of the church,” said the vicar, and all the rest goes to the Church of England.”
“I put aside ten percent too,” said the priest, “and all the rest goes to the Vatican.”
“I put aside nothing!” said the rabbi, “I take the collecting bowl outside the synagogue and throw it all up to heaven! Then I just take any what God doesn’t want!”