I’ve tried two things this season: a tiny paperback from our book fair called “101 Winter Jokes for Kids,” and a printable card pack from an Etsy shop. I used both with my own kids, plus my reading group on Tuesdays. Hot cocoa, messy mittens, the whole scene. For the full rundown, including the jokes that didn’t make the cut, you can skim my detailed Winter Jokes for Kids review.
Need even more variety? Parents can download a free, ready-to-print sheet of cold-weather riddles and chuckles from ABCmouse and slip it right into the mix.
Were they worth it? Yep. With a few small snags. Let me explain.
Bonus tip: I keep this jokes website handy on my phone for instant kid-approved quips when I’m out of cards.
How I used them (and what actually worked)
- Morning warm-up: one joke as kids signed in.
- Car rides: two cards at red lights. Simple.
- Reading group: I used the card pack as “brain breaks.”
- At home: I tucked a joke in a lunchbox. That one got a note back!
The paperback lived in my tote bag. Quick flip, fast laughs. The printable cards looked cute after I printed them on light blue cardstock. Snowflake clip art, rounded corners, done. The cards felt more “special,” like little tickets to giggle town. You know what? That mattered.
The good stuff
- Kid-friendly puns. No weird jokes I had to skip.
- Short setups. Easy for early readers.
- Big range: snow, penguins, sleds, snowmen, winter sports.
- Reusable. The cards held up with a rubber band.
The best part? The call-and-response energy. One kid reads, the rest shout guesses. There’s real buy-in when the joke is quick.
The not-so-good stuff
- Repeats. Snowman jokes show up a lot. A lot.
- A few puns needed context (like Fresh Prince). Funny for adults, not all kids.
- Small font in the book. I had to tilt near the window light.
- Some jokes groan on the second week. That’s normal, but still.
Ironically, if your crew is firmly Team Snowman, you can snag a whole sheet of snowman-specific giggles from Artsy Fartsy Mama to keep them happy without rehashing the same punchlines.
I also had a printer jam because of thick paper. Not the product’s fault—just sharing the messy truth.
Real winter jokes that actually landed
These got real laughs (or at least happy groans). Say them out loud—it helps.
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
- What do mountains wear in winter? Snow caps.
- What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
- What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? A slush puppy.
- How does a snowman get around? By riding an icicle.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
- What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.
- What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies.
- Why did the scarf get promoted? It was necks level.
- What do you call an old snowman? Water.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.
- Why was the snowboard so calm? It was on chill mode.
- What did one snowflake say to the other? I’ve got you covered.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use—the door’s frozen!
My group’s top three were the “puddle,” “slush puppy,” and “fresh prints.” They kept asking for those like a favorite song.
Little tips for bigger laughs
- Pause before the punchline. One beat. Let the guess happen.
- Hold up a card like a ticket. Makes it feel official.
- Change the voice. Robot snowman? Tiny penguin voice? Works like magic.
- Let kids “own” a joke. Give them their card. They become the emcee.
- Theme swap: dedicate a day to a different gag style. During my week of pirate jokes, the whole room answered in their best “Arrr!” and the laughter doubled.
I also put one on a sticky note on the fridge. Small thing, big mood lift.
Book vs. cards — which should you get?
- Need quick and cheap? The book works. Toss it in your bag.
- Want group fun? Cards win. They pass around well, and kids like the “shareable” feel.
- If you can, use both. The mix kept things fresh.
If your holiday spirit is already warming up, my experiment where I road-tested funny Christmas jokes might spark even more seasonal chuckles.
My take
I’d give the winter joke book a solid 4 out of 5 giggles. The printable cards get a 4.5 because they created more kid-led moments. Some repeats show up, and a couple puns need a tiny nudge, but the smiles are real. Mine too. Once the little comedians are tucked in, I sometimes look for a grown-up corner of the internet where I can keep laughing and chatting; a surprisingly fun option is GayChat—its free rooms are packed with friendly people who love swapping jokes, stories, and late-night banter.
Likewise, if you’re ever vacationing near Florida’s Daytona–New Smyrna stretch and want a more boots-on-the-ground way to arrange a trivia night, family-friendly beach bonfire, or just meet locals who appreciate a good pun, you can browse the community listings on Backpage New Smyrna Beach. The page is updated daily, helping you discover pop-up events, activity partners, and casual meet-ups that can turn an ordinary seaside evening into a memory-making laugh fest.
Would I use them again? Yep—bus duty, indoor recess, cocoa night, you name it. And when the snow melts, I’ll tuck the set into a zip bag and wait for that first flurry. Because, honestly, a good groan-laugh never goes out of season.
If you try them, start with “What do you call a snowman in July?” and wait for the shout: “A puddle!” It lands. Every single time.