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You might be a Redneck JEDI if…

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    • March 8, 2005

You might be a Redneck JEDI if…

You might be a Redneck Jedi if…
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* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”

* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

* You have ever used your light sabre to open a bottle of Bud Light.

* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer coloured.

* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

* Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.

* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

* Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son come on over to the dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”

* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defence electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

* You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

* You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

* If you hear . . . “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…”

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